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Humpty Dumpty Sues the Wall for Negligence
I demand justice! The wall pushed me! It betrayed my trust completely! I will sue it for everything! It just stood there doing nothing! That is negligence of the highest order. Are you sure it did not move? No! It watched me fall slowly. I need to remove my glasses now. You slipped on that banana peel! I have no feet or legs here. I cannot slip if I am brick. But you are made of sharp bricks! Gravity pulled you down, not me. The data shows gravity caused the fall. Your mass met earth's pull directly. Does gravity have a lawyer present? I want to cross-examine the force! Physics does not respond to questions. This cannot be real! Thirty thousand dollars?! I am ruined! My savings... Oh, look. He is safe. Good riddance. Stay away from me. Or I get a restraining order.
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I demand justice! The wall pushed me! It betrayed my trust completely! I will sue it for everything! It just stood there doing nothing! That is negligence of the highest order. Are you sure it did not move? No! It watched me fall slowly. I need to remove my glasses now. You slipped on that banana peel! I have no feet or legs here. I cannot slip if I am brick. But you are made of sharp bricks! Gravity pulled you down, not me. The data shows gravity caused the fall. Your mass met earth's pull directly. Does gravity have a lawyer present? I want to cross-examine the force! Physics does not respond to questions. This cannot be real! Thirty thousand dollars?! I am ruined! My savings... Oh, look. He is safe. Good riddance. Stay away from me. Or I get a restraining order.
